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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas dip-switch positions: LOW and BLOW (Bruce Miller, <a href="http://www.hermit.cc" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">www.hermit.cc</a>)</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" "He replied, it doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Lucas engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas made the refrigerators, too.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">How to make AIDS disappear? Give it a Lucas parts number.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Recently, Lucas won out over Bosch to supply the electrical for the new Volkswagens. So, now the cars from the Black Forest will come with electrics supplied by the Lord of Darkness -- how appropriate!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas is an acronym for <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">L</span>oose <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">U</span>nsoldered <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">C</span>onnections <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">a</span>nd <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">S</span>plices.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Source: <a href="http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mtmorris/index3.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mtmorris/index3.html</a></span></span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness"</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas dip-switch positions: LOW and BLOW (Bruce Miller, <a href="http://www.hermit.cc" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">www.hermit.cc</a>)</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" "He replied, it doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Lucas engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas made the refrigerators, too.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">How to make AIDS disappear? Give it a Lucas parts number.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Recently, Lucas won out over Bosch to supply the electrical for the new Volkswagens. So, now the cars from the Black Forest will come with electrics supplied by the Lord of Darkness -- how appropriate!</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Lucas is an acronym for <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">L</span>oose <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">U</span>nsoldered <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">C</span>onnections <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">a</span>nd <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">S</span>plices.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">Source: <a href="http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mtmorris/index3.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mtmorris/index3.html</a></span></span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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